This is totally brand new. I used to be a Seaside Memory Man in Blackpool on the hotel circuit before they invented Easyjet and wedding parties. Got the t-shirt. Done breakfast telly as a young lost man finding his way. Even wrote about in four books I know of.

 

But now the memory act a ghost, as I am a writer with a childlike Roald Dahl mind possessed of words. I simply add ice cream, stupid humans and a wicked sense of humour.

 

Learning the World Pi Record to plug my books, as they share that character. It's a good creative story for the media to fashion an angle and write. As this is nothing that the World has ever seen before.

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STORIES TO FOLLOW HERE AS GOOD AS MY BOOKS AND SILLY PICTURES!

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WORLD PI RANKING LIST

TV AM 1992

THAT'S LIFE 1992